Longlegs
Sabrina’s missing, Cujo’s back? and Nicolas Cage is creeping us out.
Class is officially in session and Mista Malave is running the show tonight, with Big Money Eddie and Tommy James trying to figure out where in the world Sabrina Ace disappeared to — and trust us, it’s a mystery worthy of its own horror flick.
First up, we dive headfirst into the news of Netflix rebooting Cujo. Can lightning strike twice for the rabid St. Bernard? Or are we about to witness another doomed attempt to resurrect a classic?
Then, things get dark — and we mean Longlegs dark. We break down the chilling new film starring Nicolas Cage and Maika Monroe, analyzing its haunting cinematography, unsettling performances, and yes — that Rage Cage moment that had us laughing. But the real question of the night: did that twist actually deliver?
Of course, we couldn’t leave you without our signature segments — Tommy James prescribes Longlegs some much-needed Therapy Session meds, Mista Malave digs into Glorious Gore, and Eddie drops some cryptic wisdom from the Cigarette Smoking Man himself.
Who knows what horrors next week will bring — sharpen your pencils and take notes.
Class is officially in session and Mista Malave is running the show tonight, with Big Money Eddie and Tommy James trying to figure out where in the world Sabrina Ace disappeared to — and trust us, it’s a mystery worthy of its own horror flick.
First up, we dive headfirst into the news of Netflix rebooting Cujo. Can lightning strike twice for the rabid St. Bernard? Or are we about to witness another doomed attempt to resurrect a classic?
Then, things get dark — and we mean Longlegs dark. We break down the chilling new film starring Nicolas Cage and Maika Monroe, analyzing its haunting cinematography, unsettling performances, and yes — that Rage Cage moment that had us laughing. But the real question of the night: did that twist actually deliver?
Of course, we couldn’t leave you without our signature segments — Tommy James prescribes Longlegs some much-needed Therapy Session meds, Mista Malave digs into Glorious Gore, and Eddie drops some cryptic wisdom from the Cigarette Smoking Man himself.
Who knows what horrors next week will bring — sharpen your pencils and take notes.
- Longlegs
- Nicolas Cage
- Horror
- Thriller
- Crime
- Movie Review
- Cujo
- Netflix
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